Ada Apa Kat Kelantan?

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful 

Ada sorang kawan ni, "Hey, nak tanya sikit. Betul ke kat Kelantan takde panggung wayang? Takde highway? Takde toll? HA! HA! HA!"
I know where is this going. Sindiran yang dah biasa orang bagi. So, aku cool-cool aje. Takde benda pun, alhamdulillah aku hidup macam biasa. Kesihatan? Alhamdulillah. Pendidikan? Alhamdulillah. Pendek kata, aku hidup macam orang-orang yang dari negerinya ada panggung wayang, highway and toll.
Kalaulah tu definisi kemajuan untuk orang luar menilai Kelantan, apa boleh buat. Tapi untuk kitorang rakyat Negeri Kelantan, kitorang selesa macam ni. They can talk $hit about our Kelate, but we don't care. They cannot make something out of us which we are not. We know we are not perfect. But are you...?
Bersederhana itu lebih baik. Cumanya, aritu taktau la kenapa tamak sampai 6 botol kicap dikerjakan.
Oh ya, bila dia tanya ada apa kat Kelantan, aku jawab, "Kemonnn la, depan mata kau ni apa?" HA! HA! HA!

Life at Work

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful 
When arriving early at work:

When arriving late at work:

When there's too many tasks to be done:

When there's nothing to be done:

When receiving praise from Line Manager:

When receiving criticism from Line Manager:

When another colleague showing a bit of attitude:

When one of them act like a Mr-Know-It-All:

When it is finally time to go home!!:

Story of My Week

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful


Monday:

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

Saturday:

Sunday:

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Sayur Masak Kicap

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

4-2 kocik bonar 6-1 sonyum lebar
"Jong jong inai mak ipong waja wali Bini sepak kaki, berdarah hidung laki" -copy paste FB
Maaf, teammu dibudukan.

Team anda memang hebat, tapi team kami lagi unggul.

Jumpa lagi tahun depan.

Tale of a Single Lass

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful 
When your relatives/friends ask when are you gonna get married:

When they ask you if you already have a special someone:

When they tell you that you are 25y/o and that you should already have a calon:

When they tell you are wayyyyyy to picky:

When they tell you should be worried:

 When they try to match-make you with their "prospective" calon (haihh.. prospek lagi, calon lagi):

p/s: Mencari jodoh bukan keutamaan kerana reda Allah lebih lumayan.

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Aaron Aziz Di... WHAT???

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

Actor - Aaron Aziz Dies in Snowboarding Accident
Wait. WHATTTT? Nope. Aku bukanlah peminat tegar aktor ni. Ombak Rindu tu pun memang tak layan. Tapi, berita macam ni memang bikin hangatz..

Chillax. Sebelum menggelabah nak share, copy paste cerita, adalah lebih molek kalau buat kerja lebih sikit. Sikit je. First, check source tu. Macam kat atas, check Global Associated News tu. Legit ke tak. This lead me to this website:
http://www.eonline.com/news/218336/hoaxing-101-how-to-fake-a-celebrity-death
Upon checking the site:

Seriously, sesape yg buat website ni ada masalah mental sikit kot.

I know this is supposed to be "a joke", but this is too much.

Playing around with other people's lives? That is just sick.

Zaman sekarang ni, baca boleh, tapi percaya jangan.

Always check credible source before believing half of what people post.

Okay?

Tak Selamanya Kita Kat Atas

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

Kecoh sangat sekarang pasal wife player bola sepak tu. Kerana mulut, abeh semua binasa. Tak nak la menghukum orang kan, tapi macam tak patut la. Pak cik tu dah macam pangkat ayah dia dah. Entahla, hal dia dengan Allah. Dengan pakcik tu sekali. Semoga dia diberi kesedaran. Dan semoga pakcik diberi kesabaran.

Daripada Abdullah bin ‘Amru bin al-‘As r.a., bahawa sesungguhnya Rasullullah SAW bersabda: “Sesungguhnya diantara dosa-dosa besar ialah seseorang itu melaknat (mencaci maki) kedua-dua orang tuanya (ibu bapanya),” lantas ditanyakan kepada baginda: “Wahai Rasulullah, bagaimanakah seseorang boleh melaknat (mencaci maki) ibu bapanya sendiri?”.
Lalu Rasulullah SAW menjawab: “Seseorang melaknat (mencaci maki) ibu atau bapa orang lain (kerana sebab-sebab tertentu), maka orang tersebut membalas cacian itu dengan mencaci maki (melaknat) ibu bapa yang mencacinya”.
Berdasarkan kepada hadis tersebut juga maka dapat disimpulkan bahawa Islam bukan sahaja menjadikan perbuatan menderhaka kepada ibu bapa sebagai dosa besar, malah perbuatan mencaci maki, laknat melaknat yang menbabitkan mereka juga dikategorikan sebagai dosa besar.
Caci maki ibu bapa orang lain, serupa mencaci ibu bapa sendiri. Sesorang mungkin tidak menyedari bahawa dengan mencaci maki ibu bapa orang lain juga dikira seolah-olah mencaci ibu bapa sendiri. Itu semua tidak sepatutnya berlaku di kalangan orang-orang yang mengaku beriman kepada Allah dan hari akhirat.

Life

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
What if tomorrow never comes? For us -  Or perhaps for our loved ones? Are we prepared enough?

Abu Hurairah r.a berkata, sabda Rasulullah SAW: “Apabila mati seseorang anak Adam itu, maka akan terhenti segala amalanya kecuali 3 perkara iaitu sedekah jariah, ilmu yang memberi guna, doa anak – anak yang soleh”

والله أعلمُ بالـصـواب

Pilihan

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful


Pilihan untuk membuat pilihan tu penting.
"I have no choice"
Well actually, we do have. But we are just too chicken to face the consequences & possibilities.

Introvert dan Jung

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful


Ahh, aku ada buat Jung Personality Test. And surprisingly.........NOT, this is the result:

• The first criterion, Extraversion – Introversion, signifies the source and direction of a person’s energy expression. An extravert’s source and direction of energy expression is mainly in the external world, while an introvert has a source of energy mainly in their own internal world.
• The second criterion, Sensing – Intuition, represents the method by which someone perceives information. Sensing means that a person mainly believes information he or she receives directly from the external world. Intuition means that a person believes mainly information he or she receives from the internal or imaginative world.
• The third criterion, Thinking – Feeling, represents how a person processes information. Thinking means that a person makes a decision mainly through logic. Feeling means that, as a rule, he or she makes a decision based on emotion, i.e. based on what they feel they should do.
• The fourth criterion, Judging – Perceiving, reflects how a person implements the information he or she has processed. Judging means that a person organizes all of his life events and, as a rule, sticks to his plans. Perceiving means that he or she is inclined to improvise and explore alternative options.

Whoa... Macam betul je. Except for focused.

And follow the rules.

And planner.

And prepared

It's quite hard to focus on something, especially bila bercakap dengan orang. Mata merayap tempat lain tetiba terpandang sesuatu. "Eh, dia ni bulu hidung keluar, tak perasan ke?"

Sometimes, I tend to break the rules. Terus remove pendrive sebelum eject kat laptop.

Nope, I don't have any planner. Planner mahal kot. Wait. Not that planner?

See, I don't really prepare for this post. Or any other blog posts. Itu pasal semuanya macam banyak merapu. I'm not good in words. Verbally or orally. 

Introvert?

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful 
Situation: One-to-one with the Line Manager.
LM: Your productivity, your tasks, your roles - you did a very good job. However, there is only one thing I'd like to talk about.  Your teamwork.
NI: How is that a problem? We did everything correctly, without any major external error so far. How can my lack in teamwork affect the team?
LM: Don't get me wrong. I know that you always communicate with other members, but it is always work related. I hope to see you converse with other people about other topics as well - movies, current issues, jokes. And the people from other team as well.
NI: But you see, I do greet them. Just a simple "Hi" or "Hello".
LM: Yes, but please try to engage more into the conversation. You see how people always greet A whenever they come or pass by to our team?
NI: I don't know. If I don't have anything to say, I'll just keep on doing my own thing. That's just me. It's much more comfortable that way.
LM: Don't be shy. Just speak to them. Let people recognize you more. And when the company organizes the CSR program, or throw a dinner party, please make yourself available.
NI: No I am not shy. It's just I don't feel the need to talk with people when there is nothing good or useful to talk about. And I don't mind whether people will recognize me or not.
LM: It's important. Say if you get an interview from other department - and you have met the interviewer during CSR activity, that might help you A LOT. And one day, you yourself might become the Line Manager. Imagine how people will say "Izzati's team is no fun. It's boring" just because you always concentrate on your work and less conversation with other people. ============================== My last reply, "Okay, I'll try." Bagi aku, buang masa cakap benda ni. Malas nak panjangkan hal. Aku lebih senang kalau orang acknowledge aku solely based on my performance, daripada mengampu entahpape, last-last kerja semua kelaut. I don't know, but as a Line Manager, he should know how to deal with introvert people, instead of ask them NOT to become themselves. ....

Need For Speed Most Wanted [GAMEPLAY]

Baby:
Asus A55VJ
Intel® Chief River Chipset HM76

Intel Core i5-3210M (2.50GHz)

NVIDIA® GeForce® GT 635M with 2GB DDR3 VRAM

8GB DDR3

iPhone 5C? Nokia Lumia?

Whoaa.. So original

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*ouch*