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My 9 oh-so-happy holidays are finally over. No sleep last nite. Maa bangun tidur, tengok aku tercongok dpn laptop layan lagu Ft. Triple (Love Letter). Bas ke KL pukul 8.30 pg (kdg2 jd pukul 9 pg @ 10 pg.. Suke ati je pakcik driver tu..)

~Kalau ikutkan, mmg la super duper malas nak balik UIA.~
~Assignments, midterm exams menanti.~
~Otak pn jd penat.~

Kat rumah best~ (xpayah cite ape yg best kt rumah.. Rumahku Syurgaku. Lolx )

Tiap kali nk naek bas, slalu tfikir,

"Selamat x sampai rumah @ Greenwood...?"
"Macam mane kalau bas ni dot3....?"
"Kalau jadi pape...?"

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p/s: Doakan semuanya selamat :)

Jokes v1

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : four asterisks (****)!

5) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

6) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean :(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

7) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

8) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!

Penyedut Hampagas diperlukan..lolx

Heuuww~nampaknya blogku berhabuk lagi. Mintak penyedut hampagas (err, vacuum cleaner?).

What should I mmbebel tiz tym haa?

-Pasal Domino's Pizza lagi kah?-

-or pasal kawanku yang suka cari pasal kah?-

-xpun pasal org yg xreti bahasa kah?-
Ooops..siapakah itu?

-adelaa..mne boley ckp..kang kecik ati manusia itu-


-to be continued....-


p/s: ONOZ!! i'm writing crap-AGAIN...

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