Ada Apa Kat Kelantan?

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful 

Ada sorang kawan ni, "Hey, nak tanya sikit. Betul ke kat Kelantan takde panggung wayang? Takde highway? Takde toll? HA! HA! HA!"
I know where is this going. Sindiran yang dah biasa orang bagi. So, aku cool-cool aje. Takde benda pun, alhamdulillah aku hidup macam biasa. Kesihatan? Alhamdulillah. Pendidikan? Alhamdulillah. Pendek kata, aku hidup macam orang-orang yang dari negerinya ada panggung wayang, highway and toll.
Kalaulah tu definisi kemajuan untuk orang luar menilai Kelantan, apa boleh buat. Tapi untuk kitorang rakyat Negeri Kelantan, kitorang selesa macam ni. They can talk $hit about our Kelate, but we don't care. They cannot make something out of us which we are not. We know we are not perfect. But are you...?
Bersederhana itu lebih baik. Cumanya, aritu taktau la kenapa tamak sampai 6 botol kicap dikerjakan.
Oh ya, bila dia tanya ada apa kat Kelantan, aku jawab, "Kemonnn la, depan mata kau ni apa?" HA! HA! HA!

Life at Work

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful 
When arriving early at work:

When arriving late at work:

When there's too many tasks to be done:

When there's nothing to be done:

When receiving praise from Line Manager:

When receiving criticism from Line Manager:

When another colleague showing a bit of attitude:

When one of them act like a Mr-Know-It-All:

When it is finally time to go home!!:

Story of My Week

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful


Monday:

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

Saturday:

Sunday:

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Sayur Masak Kicap

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

4-2 kocik bonar 6-1 sonyum lebar
"Jong jong inai mak ipong waja wali Bini sepak kaki, berdarah hidung laki" -copy paste FB
Maaf, teammu dibudukan.

Team anda memang hebat, tapi team kami lagi unggul.

Jumpa lagi tahun depan.

Tale of a Single Lass

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful 
When your relatives/friends ask when are you gonna get married:

When they ask you if you already have a special someone:

When they tell you that you are 25y/o and that you should already have a calon:

When they tell you are wayyyyyy to picky:

When they tell you should be worried:

 When they try to match-make you with their "prospective" calon (haihh.. prospek lagi, calon lagi):

p/s: Mencari jodoh bukan keutamaan kerana reda Allah lebih lumayan.

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Aaron Aziz Di... WHAT???

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

Actor - Aaron Aziz Dies in Snowboarding Accident
Wait. WHATTTT? Nope. Aku bukanlah peminat tegar aktor ni. Ombak Rindu tu pun memang tak layan. Tapi, berita macam ni memang bikin hangatz..

Chillax. Sebelum menggelabah nak share, copy paste cerita, adalah lebih molek kalau buat kerja lebih sikit. Sikit je. First, check source tu. Macam kat atas, check Global Associated News tu. Legit ke tak. This lead me to this website:
http://www.eonline.com/news/218336/hoaxing-101-how-to-fake-a-celebrity-death
Upon checking the site:

Seriously, sesape yg buat website ni ada masalah mental sikit kot.

I know this is supposed to be "a joke", but this is too much.

Playing around with other people's lives? That is just sick.

Zaman sekarang ni, baca boleh, tapi percaya jangan.

Always check credible source before believing half of what people post.

Okay?